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Wed, 01/25/2012 - 20:55
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Woe is the polar bear who's afraid of the water...

Okay guys, I'm super down in the dumps today Crying because most of my friend are going someplace cool and I didn't get invited this year. Shock I know, totally lame, but I'm sad and I reserve my right to pout, cry and feel dejected for the rest of today before I move on tomorrow morning. Puzzled

So help a girl out would you!? Fill this thread with funny pictures, motivational saying, silly jokes and some sort of sunshine so I can rise up bright and happy to face a brand new day.

Looking forward to seeing what you've got!

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Wed, 01/25/2012 - 21:09
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Teach your cat to drive, and this is what happens: laugh

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Wed, 01/25/2012 - 22:34
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Kristen, I'm sorry. That totally stinks. Here's a classic "stupid" joke to make you smile:

Q. What do you call fourteen rabbits hopping backwards?
A. A Receding Hareline.

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Wed, 01/25/2012 - 22:36
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Okay...here's my secret weapon. I have watched this video TONS of times and I still crack up every time:

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 01:20
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I'm going the route of a cute bunny to make you smile Smile

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 03:49
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Hope you're feeling better!
Ok, here's the only joke I can ever remember:

There are two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says: "So, how do you drive this thing?".

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 14:45
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Hehehehe! Thanks so much guys! Oh my gosh, I want that tiny bunny! SO cute! And those poor kitties! Great jokes Smile I never know any jokes.

I am feeling better today. Had a good cry last night, drank a couple of glasses of wine.
Today's a brand new day though and I'm back on track and moving forward!

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 15:39
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Kristen K. wrote:
Hehehehe! Thanks so much guys! Oh my gosh, I want that tiny bunny! SO cute! And those poor kitties! Great jokes Smile I never know any jokes.

I am feeling better today. Had a good cry last night, drank a couple of glasses of wine.
Today's a brand new day though and I'm back on track and moving forward!

So glad to hear you are felling better. Smile

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Thu, 01/26/2012 - 23:25
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Glad you are feeling better today.

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Fri, 01/27/2012 - 02:37
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for anyone who's into internet memes, there's a site for Disney ones. Most are making fun of those ridiculous guests but some make me wanna be at Disney ASAP. silly http://disneymemes.tumblr.com/

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 03:48
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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Sun, 01/29/2012 - 22:19
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Ollie wrote:

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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